Virtual Party

(This started out as a joke I made once. Now, it’s this insanity. It’s one of those things I wish you could hear instead of see.)

Hello. Welcome to Virtual Party. Please say your name and the party you would like to attend.

“Mark Santos, for Jessica –“

You have reached: Jesse Khan’s party.

“No, I –“

“Who the hell are you?”

“Sorry, er, wrong party.”

Party terminated. Would you like to attend another party?


Please say –

“Mark Santos, for Jessica Montenegro’s party.”

You have reached: Jessica Montenegro’s party.

“Mark! You made it!”

“Hey Jess… I won’t be long. I just wanted to say that I think you’re amazing, and that I’m in lo-“

Your conversation has been interrupted by Jamie Fernandez. Please hold.


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